The Ultimate Fantasy Dildos

Since my teen years, I have always used some sort of a dildo. I’ve started with the regular ones, small in size and advanced through the years. Being kind of a geek throughout my life, I’ve more than once fantasized about different kinds of dildos and in recent years, my wishes are indulged.

The market for fantasy dildos has never been wider than today, offering numerous movies, tv-show or even book-themed dildos that you can acquire with just a click of your mouse. It doesn’t necessarily have to be from one of the above mentioned. There are fantasies involving animals on land or even animals in the ocean. Mystical and fantasy creatures fall into this category as well, so there is a wide variety of different options you can choose from.

Types of fantasy sex toys

different types of sex fantasies

It is quite hard to sort all the dildos on the market into categories, but after some research, I can present to you a list of types of fantasy dildos.

  • Dragon dildos – these dildos get their inspiration from the mythical dragons that we all heard about. Whether it is a film, tv show or even a book, there surely is a dildo that is made in the form of your favorite dragon.
  • Unicorn dildos – as the name suggests, these dildos are made in the form of the unicorn’s horn. They are often seen in the form of two shapes twisted around one another with unique colors that resemble the ones usually found on unicorns.
  • Tentacle dildos – tentacle dildos are often associated with hentai porn, but they can stand alone in their own way. They are usually made in the shape of a tentacle with all the little suction cups either on one side or all around the shaft. The choice is yours.
  • Alien dildos – we all watched one or two alien movies and if the thought of them reproducing hasn’t crossed your mind, are you even kinky at all? Jokes aside, these dildos can be quite intriguing and will raise a few eyebrows when seen for the first time. It just takes a bit of time to get used to them.
  • Zombie dildos – this category is quite new to me and frankly, I didn’t even know they existed until I poked my nose in this stuff a little bit. The whole idea behind them is to simulate a zombie dick with dead-flesh looking material from which they are made. They actually can look pretty cool in my opinion.
  • Sci-fi dildos – this category fills out pretty much everything you can think of in terms of sci-fi. Most popular movies and tv shows, probably have their dildo counterparts on the market. For example, you can easily get your hands on one of the star wars light-saber dildos.
  • Mythical creatures – we mentioned dragons and unicorns, but those are not the only mythical creatures around. There are plenty more creatures found in the greek or roman mythology that have their mark in modern times in the form of dildos. If you can’t find what you are looking for, there are many shops that make custom dildos so don’t be shy to ask them to make you what you want.

The Highest Rated Fantasy Dildos

my collection of fantasy dildos

Okay, are you ready? I’m about to blow your beautiful, freaky mind with these unreal fantasy dildos, seriously there is something for everyone and these dildos will open up a whole new world of pleasure.

Dragon Dildo

dragon dildo

This silicone dragon dildo is themed on the game of thrones and is quite unique. You will feel like the wife of a dragon when you insert this fierce-looking dildo that has perfect texture and shape. The base of the dildo looks amazing and resembles the iron throne while the shaft is scaled all the way to the tip, which is pointy and made for ultimate enjoyment. There will be no stopping you once you sit and ride this wonderful thing. It’s handmade from 100% body-safe silicone with 7.5 inches of insertable length and 8.5 inches of overall length. The circumference ranges between 3.75 inches at the tip to 6 inches at its widest point. With a weight of 401 grams, it is pretty easy to handle. The firmness of this majestic dildo is soft/medium (shore A-15).

Alien Dildo

alien dildo

From Bad Dragon, we get to experience the Nocturne. This bad boy alien dildo was awarded the best Novelty Toy on AltPorn awards and for a good reason. The way it looks just gives you the chills at first sight, but using it is something completely out of this world. With a variety of sizes you can choose, different firmness and colors, there is no way that this dildo won’t fit or suit you. The perfect shape of this dildo allows for the best vaginal or anal use with his bulges and a tapered tip that make way for the ultimate p-spot and g-spot stimulation. Its textured shaft will make you feel incredible while you are sliding in deep until you reach the knot that is amazing in its own way. Just grabbing the knot will make you feel horny and aroused. Definitely a toy you should have in your collection.

Unicorn Dildo

unicorn dildo

We all know that unicorns are mysterious and mystical beings and this dildo offers you nothing less than a magnificent orgasm every time you use it. This magical dildo is made in the shape of a unicorn horn with all the twists you usually see on the screen or in illustrations. With the tip being the smallest circumference and width getting larger along the shaft, this dildo is perfect for sliding in and enjoying every ridge all the way through. It’s made from 100% body-safe silicone with a suction cup that can be used in any way you can imagine. The insertable length of this dildo is 7.5 inches, which makes it perfect for beginners and experts alike. The circumference ranges from 2 inches at the tip to 5.5 inches at the bottom of the shaft. It is handmade and weighs just 264 grams, which makes it one of the lightest and easiest to use dildos around. The dildo is 100% waterproof with a firmness of medium (shore A-25). You can choose between pink pearl or purple pearl color, which both look amazing on this incredibly looking dildo.

Horse Dildo

horse dildo

Now, this is where things go out of the box a bit. This horse dildo, or as it is named Chance Flared is one of the things that look scary at first sight, but there is nothing to fear. This out of this world dildo features a headstrong point like in a horses dick and a very long shaft with veiny texture and a subtle ring somewhere halfway through the shaft. This giant dildo is the longest that Bad Dragon toys have in store and it will take the reins of your love life like nothing before. Saddle up and live out your animal fetish or just use it as a regular dildo but be prepared to be mind blown by its girth and bulges. When you slip the tip in everything else is a piece of cake.

Zombie Dildo

zombie dildo

Now, this is what I call kinky at its finest. Ever watched a movie with zombies and wondered if they can get a boner? Well, you don’t need to wonder anymore. This human-like zombie dildo will fulfill your needs for a flesh-like experience like none other. Its veins, bumps, and stitches will make you scream like you are the main protagonist of a horror movie. This zombie looking dildo is handmade from 100% body-safe silicone and it is 100% waterproof. The insertable length measures 6.5 inches and the circumference at the widest point is 6 inches. With a weight of only 383 grams and a firmness of soft/medium (shore A-15), this toy is ideal for handling and using. Color is nothing but dead flesh.

Game Of Thrones Dildo

game of thrones dildo

This amazing toy from Geeky Sex Toys is a must-have for all Game of Thrones fans. The Night Kink, as it is called, is a limited edition dildo with only 350 being made ever. If you don’t get your hands on one of them now, you might never get the chance other than a second hand(hole) dildo. This exquisite piece of silicone meat has lifelike veins all through the shaft but the best part is that it glows in the dark. Turn off the lights and get your kink on with one of the best Game of Thrones dildos on the market. With a length of 7.25 inches and a circumference of 5 inches that varies a little, this handmade dildo will be the perfect addition to your collection. 

Another option for the Game of Thrones fans is this sword-like dildo

sword dildo

The catchy name of Game of Moans – long shaft pictures this dildo perfectly. It is a sword-shaped dildo that has a handle just like in the series. If you ever fantasized about Jon Snow and his penis penetrating you this is the closest you can get to the real deal. The orgasmic sensations it will give you are unrivaled if you are into the Game of Thrones series. The hilt is not there for decoration only, it allows one of the best handling and lets you have all the control you want over the shaft. If you want maximum pleasure and penetration, this is the dildo for you. The hilt is made from Resin, but the blade is 100% body-safe silicone and has a hard acrylic core which allows it to be solid and squishy, but not flexible. The overall length is 11.5 inches, but the insertable length is 6.5 inches, which is more than enough. Judging by the size, the weight of only 180 grams is almost unbelievable and has to be experienced first hand. Firmness is soft/medium (shore A-15) and the colors are grey, black and white.

Sword Dildo

sword dildo

This sword dildo resembles the Game of Thrones one, but it is not tied to any series in any way. The Master Dildo sword offers you a chance to make your own adventures as you venture deep into your caverns. The first of many interchangeable swords that will be able to mix hilts with shafts in any way you want. It is not guaranteed that it will fit your current dildo, but Geeky Sex Toys is planning on releasing a whole new range of toys that will fit perfectly with one another. This is your chance to get on the hype train and be ready for the unveiling of their new products. Unsheath your sword and enjoy the intense orgasms it will give you until it is time for mixing it up with other parts. This handmade sword dildo has an insertable length of 7.8 inches, which makes it one of the longer ones out there, and a circumference of 4.5 inches. Firmness is medium (shore A-25) and colors are blue and grey.

Tentacle Dildo

tentacle dildo

There is no shortage in this blog for our hentai lovers as well. Fulfill your wildest tentacle fantasies with this amazing green dildo straight out of the depths of the ocean. With a slippery smooth tip and specially designed curve, this dildo will find its way to your pleasure spots with ease. With a suction cup at the bottom what more do you need? Handmade from 100% body-safe silicone, an insertable length of 8 inches and a circumference range of 2.5 inches to 6.25 inches this tentacle dildo will fill you up all the way. It is 100% waterproof, weighs just 366 grams and has a firmness of soft/medium (shore A-15)

Mermaid Dildo

mermaid dildo

This one of a kind mermaid dildo is ahead of its time with a lock on style suction cup base that can be removed easily and is vac-u-lock compatible. The theme of this dildo is Atlantian and is a beauty for the eyes as much as it is for your pleasure spots. The colors are blue with yellow underlining and go together perfectly to form the illusion of a mermaid dick. It is 100% waterproof and handmade from body-safe silicone. Firmness is soft/medium (shore A-15) and this amazing dildo comes in two sizes (large and small).

Dog Dildo

dog dildo

From Bad Dragon we have another animal looking dildo and its name is Spritz. Spritz comes in a variety of different color patterns that you can choose along with the size and firmness. Resembling a dog’s penis, it is not extremely long, but it makes it up with ridges below the tip and all over the shaft. You can use its finger-like tip for external stimulation or slide it all the way in to feel all the bulbs and ridges it has to offer. It is specifically designed to target g or p spots in your body, hence can be used both vaginally or anally.

Bad Dragon VS Geeky Sex Toys

cartoon of dragon and geeky woman

There are plenty of online shops for dildos and I have gone through quite a few of them over the years, but Bad Dragon and Geeky Sex Toys are the best for me. They both have their pros and cons and I switch between these two sites from time to time.

If I want geeky and nerdy toys, I go to Geeky Sex Toys as they tend to offer more on that subject. You can find almost anything you want there and they have categories that include sci-fi, fantasy, Halloween, superheroes, Orgasms of the Galaxy, Game of Moans or even Pokemon. You name it, they will deliver.

On the other hand, Bad Dragon thrives on the more kinky side of the spectrum and offer anything that comes to your mind. They have multiple award-winning toys that you should check out, but other than that, they have an option that offers you to make whatever design you want. Also, if you are looking for animal penis-shaped dildos, this is the place for you.

We also broke down the best Bad Dragon sex toys and gave some great alternatives in that guide.

Why People Love Using Fantasy Dildos (why you should give one a try)

comic about woman falling for a dragon

I can’t really say about other people, but I can tell you why fantasy toys are amazing to me personally. First of all, I kind of got a little bored from regular dildos and wanted to try something new. The second thing is that I’ve always been a geek in a way and I was pretty much drawn in when I saw all the different toys there are.

Even if you are not a geek or a nerd, there are still numerous benefits from fantasy toys. Regular dildos are mostly penis-shaped with little variations, but fantasy toys are a whole different thing. The different shapes and sizes or even ridges and bulges can really change the way you experience your sex life. 

I strongly recommend that everyone tries a fantasy dildo once in their life. I’m sure there are some of you who are not into it and won’t get much of a kick out of it, but for the rest, I assure you that you are missing out a lot. These toys are freed from the regular penis-shaped rules of a dildo and can be designed in all sorts of ways for your pleasure.

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