This Is By Far The Best Pocket Pussy I’ve Ever Used

Sure, sex dolls are my main focus, but when it comes to a spiced up quick satisfaction, I stumbled upon the holy grail of pocket pussies. Pocket pussies, y’know? Those practical, small sex toys that imitate the look and feel of a real pussy?

I’ve tested quite a few and own several, so excuse me if I can say that this one is the best I’ve tried. And just the same as with a fleshlight, you don’t have to necessarily be alone with it. I bring mine into bed with my missus every so often. Then I watch the magic unfold and the horniness (and orgasms!) build-up.

What Is A Pocket Pussy?

what is a pocket pussy

The name is pretty self-explanatory if you think about it – it’s a male sex toy that represents a realistic vagina, both visually and sensory. The “pocket” part refers to the fact that it’s usually compact and small in size. Sometimes, these fun little thingies are named after porn stars or nude models and molded by their vaginas, which adds up the fun and makes your cock twitch just a bit more.

The better the quality, the more realistic felling will be. By this I mean that just like real beauty is found on the inside, the same can be applied to pocket pussies: good quality means various mind-blowing textures on the inside that will get you hooked the instant you slip your cock in one.

Your partner can enjoy it almost as much as you. For instance, I love to watch my girl go down on it while I touch myself – it makes my head spin and makes me crave both her hole and the artificial one.

Also, when I’ve said that you can use it with someone, one thing probably popped in your mind instantly and, yes – my girlfriend does jerk me off with it. So if you’re not immediately comfortable with bringing it into bed, this is a great first step.

You can grab your girl’s boobs and whole body while she works a soft and tight pussy up and down your hard shaft until you blow your load in a head-spinning finale. That, my dear friends, is what I call ‘the best of both worlds’.

Now that I’ve answered your whats and hows, let me show you the pocket pussy that definitely stands not only as my first choice but my girlfriend’s, too. Drumroll, please, and cue the moaning!

The Best Pocket Pussy I’ve Used

realistic pocket pussy

Gents, say hello to Utensil Race Proof 005 Masturbator

Just looking at the orifice, you can already sense the lifelike surface because the inner lips possess a realistic look that makes your lip quiver and mouth water.

I remember when the ZXY pussy pocket arrived because I’ve unpacked it with my girl. Looking up, I saw her arousement building up as she took it. She gasped instantly and proclaimed ‘F*ck, this thing is so soft!’ I touched it myself and immediately felt my member harden because it felt just like real skin and real pussy lips!

The prominent clit also made us both excited because it looked so ready to be nibbled on by an eager mouth. However, since this is primarily a male toy, first I wanted to try it out alone, so I promised my lady I’ll sneak the delightful muff into bed the first chance I get.

That evening I slipped into the depths of my new pussy pocket. I had to recollect myself a bit and slow down since the simulations were so goddamn overwhelming. The makers of this sex toy boast about various textures at different depths and they aren’t overstating!

This shapes the whole experience into a more genuine one, because going in, you’re overcome by the feeling of different buds, ridges and the overall sensation of a tight pussy giving way for your member, but never losing that firm feeling around your cock. I came epically, gushing streams deep into my new toy.

I did not waste a lot of time and surprised my girl the next evening while we were getting hot and heavy with her mouth around my cock, me hitting the back of her throat while holding her hair and making her sloppily bob up and down. All of a sudden, I pulled my lady up all the way to my face and looked straight into her eyes.

It took her a moment to refocus her glassy gaze due to the extreme horniness and sudden change of position. ‘I’m gonna need your help with something’, I said hoarsely. My girlfriend looked confused because it was clear I was already being helped out. ‘Nuh-uh, not that, I am talking about the special delivery from yesterday’, I said, pulling out the pocket pussy from underneath the pillow. What I love about my girl is that we don’t need many words to understand each other.

She grinned, took it from me, spit directly on it while looking me straight into the eyes. Taking my penis in one hand, she started lowering the pussy slowly with the other hand. I couldn’t help but moan as I’ve felt the whole shaft slip into our new plaything.

She kept a slow pace, eventually speeding up and massaging my balls attentively and, honestly, I was in freakin’ heaven, wondering where this thing was up until now because – wow, I’ve never felt a toy with such soft and realistic skin.

I climaxed with such vigor and collapsed next to my girlfriend, where we both laid in disbelief at the intensity of my orgasm.

What Makes This Masturbator A Must Own?

  • Again, this softness is unlike any I’ve felt before in a pocket pussy
  • Not only is it ribbed, it’s differently lined as you slip into it
  • You can use it alone or you can spice up things with your partner (horny new moments galore!)
  • It mimics the feeling of real sex
  • The suction feeling is out of this world
  • You can use it underwater because it’s 100% waterproof
  • The waterproof factor also means easy and quick cleaning
  • Lovehoney offers a 1-year guarantee when you register with them
  • Bonus: it says it’s ‘molded directly from the pussy of China’s top-ranking nude model, Zhang Xiao Yu’

Other Masturbators, You Need To Try Out

There’s never one right way to up your masturbating game or your sex life, so bear in mind that there is a whole world of sex toys at your disposal and just waiting for you to get your grip (hehe) around them. Here are some you should check out that go along the line of the pocket pussy.

The Best Onaholes:

  • These are, in short, the Japanese version of pocket pussies and are usually molded after a porn star or, you’ve guessed it, an anime character.
woman holding onahole sex toy

In the universe of onaholes, this one takes the cake: the utensil realistic vagina masturbator.

I didn’t get the chance to try this one out that many times, but the reviews do say that it can last a long time if you take proper care of it.

What I love about this product is the combination of its star features – the lube, the G-spot and the texture. Why? The lube isn’t as watery as I am used to, true. This took me by surprise at first, because I’ve poured much more than needed. The second time around I’ve learned my lesson, so the feeling was sticky in a good realistic way.

This also meant I could feel the G-spot, ridges and nodules much better.

It’s always a plus when something is modeled after a real person, thus the fact that this onahole is shaped after Hibiki Otsuki’s vagina adds to the stimulation.

The Best Fleshlight:

  • A staple among male sex toys. Fleshlights are shaped after regular flashlights, while the opening usually resembles a pussy and sometimes a butthole or mouth. But not this one. Still, it gets me off better than most and I can vouch for it the fleshlight flight.
black fleshlight flight

Don’t let the blackness and sci-fi vibes deter you from this fleshlight – it may look like cold steel, but lube it up and it will have the warm feeling of a wanting, horny pussy. This almost-hi-tech-gadget has a twist base that almost sent me over the edge the first time I’ve tried it, purely for the fact that the suction felt so freaking good (my guide to fleshlights).

I like using this for quality ‘me’ time and I love the ribbed insides that get extra-detailed near the end, so I’m in sheer bliss when I thrust my cock all the way in.

Amazing Hands-Free/Vibrating Masturbator:

  • These sex toys are great in the sense that you can kick back and let them do all the work while they stimulate sex or blowjob motions. And hoo boy, this one made me blow my load in several sticky streams – the Lovehoney Hot Shot.
woman holding love honey hot shot sex toy

I tried it out with my girlfriend the day it got here. We sat across one another, spreadeagled. I was already erect from the pure want of putting the Hot Shot around my member and watching my girl plunge her new vibrator deep into her lovebox.

The makers of this toy say it mimics the sensations of the mouth and you bet your horny ass it does. But that’s not the selling point of this thing. It’s the slow-building earthquake that starts when the Hot Shots begins to heat up in addition to the pulsating and vibrating sensations.

I just got it recently and I still feel like I haven’t discovered all the lovely combinations it offers, because this bad boy has 6 different patterns and 3 levels of intensity.

Also, if vibration is your style, then check out my latest vibrating masturbation (it’s awesome).

The Budget Options:

  • Not everyone can spare a hundred bucks for their pleasure and thankfully that’s not required. Here are two budget options I warmly recommend:
pocket pussy kit with 3 different male masturbators

The Thrust Realistic Vagina Kit is a great bargain. For the price of 75 dollars, you get three neat pussies going by the names Eva, Chloe, and Abbie. I can pick my favorite for the jerk-off session that’s about to take place, depending on what kind of tightness, length and suction I want. Sometimes I tell my girlfriend to make the choice for me. It gives it a little extra something. Also, there’s a vibrating bullet included and you can use it for all three vaginas.

Thrust pro sex toy

After Eva, Chloe, and Abbie, you can also get acquainted with Ella for the small price of 20 bucks. The Thrust Pro Pocket Pussy is a toy my girlfriend loves to perform on for me, licking the engorged pussy lips and protruding clit. It also comes with a bullet vibrator, so that’s another plus for this budget sex toy that feels much more expensive once you lube it up and slip onto your throbbing member.

How To Clean A Pocket Pussy:

cartoon cleaning male masturbator

First of all, the only person you should share your sex toys with is your trusted partner. Now that we’ve covered the basics, here’s the gist:

  • Follow the instructions that come with the pocket pussy
  • Always keep it in the secure container it came in
  • After using it, wash it by following these steps:
    • Rinse out with mild temperature (not hot!) water.
    • Wash with antibacterial soap thoroughly! If you want a quality pocket pussy with many ridges and ribs, you also want it to last and get your money’s worth, so be patient when cleaning all the bumps to avoid contamination.
    • Rinse it out fully and a few times, so no soap is left.
  • Allow to dry completely. You’ll be throwing out your hard work through the window if you skip this step. Shake out the water, wipe it dry outside and inside with a microfiber towel. Ideally, use q-tips as the last step and air it in front of a fan, so you’re sure it’s dry.

Additional tips:

  • Buy antibacterial sprays and cleaning kits if you want to be entirely sure of your washing solutions
  • You can use corn starch and powder after the toy is completely dry, to additionally prolong the lifespan of the orifice. Avoid getting the powder inside, since then it can find its way into your urethra, and that’s bad
  • Avoid turning the pocket pussy inside out, since that can provoke tearing and additional damage
  • If your sex toy gets moldy, hold back the panic, soak it in vinegar for an hour and then wash it

Remember: Bacterial contamination is a real thing and the last thing you want is putting your genitals near something moldy.

How to Use A Pocket Pussy

cartoon of pocket pussy

Well, this seems pretty clear, but there are multiple ways you can use a pocket pussy. I usually ease it onto me or I thrust forward with my hips for that first deep push. You can also secure it between the ridges of a sofa or bed and plunge into it missionary.

Like I’ve mentioned above, you can use it with your partner in multiple ways. You can watch them go down on it, you can each play with your toys, or do as I do and allow your girlfriend to ‘jerk you off’ with it. The possibilities are endless.

See that you always use lube, because you don’t get the natural juices you do with a real girl and friction can really irritate your member. Speaking of lube…

The Only Masturbation Lube I Use

ID Glide boasts a great water-based lubricant that my girl and I have preferred for a while now. The awesome consistency makes it the right amount of runny and isn’t sticky or oily. The pump dispenser is also a plus.

It’s a breeze to rinse out and that’s a huge factor for me since I do what I can to make the cleaning process of my toys quicker and easier.

I am fortunate enough not to have sensitive skin, but the maker claims its compatible for sensitive skin and the reviews from happy customers seem to confirm this.

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